Fiction

  • Fifty Shades of ‘Cray’: An Excerpt of Insanity
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    Fifty Shades of ‘Cray’: An Excerpt of Insanity

    I may have dislocated my knee, but I don’t care.  I claw my way back onto the bed, desperate to have him have his way with me.  But as I watch him rip his clothes off with his own teeth, I suddenly feel a twinge of regret. This is too much. I whimper inwardly. I am so scared. I tremble within myself.  Did I remember to shave? I gasp inside my throat, causing me to choke on my own fear.  Ruh-roh.

  • The Gay Fairy’s Tale
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    The Gay Fairy’s Tale

    Everyone knows about the Gay Fairy.  Its that little guy/girl who floats around sprinkling its magic gay dust into peoples faces and making them gay.  I'm pretty sure he has a show on Bravo! or something.

  • My Bitter Valentine
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    My Bitter Valentine

    “How does this always happen?!” I thought angrily to myself. Here I am, sitting alone in a little coffee shop on Valentine’s Day, stood up. I think. It’s either that or he was in a freak car accident that caused him to be two hours late... At this point, imagining him in a serious wreck did make me feel a little better. I smiled internally at the thought of him getting his eyebrows singed off.