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  • The Snugglemance Novel
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    The Snugglemance Novel

    Spoiler alert!  Their families get along great!  And, since both of them are mentally sound and mature, their relationship goes swimmingly and they end up moving in together at the end to see if their living styles are compatible!  Oh, the excitement!  Oh, the fantasy!

  • Fifty Shades of ‘Cray’: An Excerpt of Insanity
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    Fifty Shades of ‘Cray’: An Excerpt of Insanity

    I may have dislocated my knee, but I don’t care.  I claw my way back onto the bed, desperate to have him have his way with me.  But as I watch him rip his clothes off with his own teeth, I suddenly feel a twinge of regret. This is too much. I whimper inwardly. I am so scared. I tremble within myself.  Did I remember to shave? I gasp inside my throat, causing me to choke on my own fear.  Ruh-roh.

  • The Gay Fairy’s Tale
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    The Gay Fairy’s Tale

    Everyone knows about the Gay Fairy.  Its that little guy/girl who floats around sprinkling its magic gay dust into peoples faces and making them gay.  I'm pretty sure he has a show on Bravo! or something.

  • My Bitter Valentine
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    My Bitter Valentine

    “How does this always happen?!” I thought angrily to myself. Here I am, sitting alone in a little coffee shop on Valentine’s Day, stood up. I think. It’s either that or he was in a freak car accident that caused him to be two hours late... At this point, imagining him in a serious wreck did make me feel a little better. I smiled internally at the thought of him getting his eyebrows singed off.