Fiction
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FictionFifty Shades of ‘Cray’: An Excerpt of Insanity
I may have dislocated my knee, but I don’t care. I claw my way back onto the bed, desperate to have him have his way with me. But as I watch him rip his clothes off with his own teeth, I suddenly feel a twinge of regret. This is too much. I whimper inwardly. I am so scared. I tremble within myself. Did I remember to shave? I gasp inside my throat, causing me to choke on my own fear. Ruh-roh.
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FictionThe Gay Fairy’s Tale
Everyone knows about the Gay Fairy. Its that little guy/girl who floats around sprinkling its magic gay dust into peoples faces and making them gay. I'm pretty sure he has a show on Bravo! or something.
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FictionMy Bitter Valentine
“How does this always happen?!” I thought angrily to myself. Here I am, sitting alone in a little coffee shop on Valentine’s Day, stood up. I think. It’s either that or he was in a freak car accident that caused him to be two hours late... At this point, imagining him in a serious wreck did make me feel a little better. I smiled internally at the thought of him getting his eyebrows singed off.