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  • Bob Filner: The Dawn of the Super Weiner
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    Bob Filner: The Dawn of the Super Weiner

    BEHOLD!  The perv to end all pervs!  The king creeper! San Diego's Mayor, Bob Filner! If you look at his smile, it’s a wonder that no one could tell what he was.  It’s as if the Cheshire cat and the Alcatraz bird man Robert Stroud mated, culminating a smile so heinous, so toothy, so indecent, it’s like the inversion of Julia Robert’s famous grin from Pretty Woman.

  • Babies & Their Makers
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    Babies & Their Makers

    All in all, crazy week, we laughed, we cried, we violated a poor British woman’s privacy while she was trying to push a life form out of her uterus and watched a humiliated woman defend her piece of sh*t husband to further his political career.

  • Open Letter To the Next Disney Starlet
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    Open Letter To the Next Disney Starlet

    It has come to my attention that if a girl is a young starlet and she aspires to make the ever messy transition from “girl” to “woman,” or simply have the public see her in a mature light, she has to do the following:

  • Kim Kwits “Keeping up with the Kardashians”
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    Kim Kwits “Keeping up with the Kardashians”

    Kim Kardashian has announced her decision to quit Keeping Up with Kardashians at the end of next season. Say whaaaaat? It’s true!  And, according to her, it was Kanye who taught her a lot about “privacy” and suddenly she’s not as okay with sharing everything, so she’s probably quitting the show at the end of season ten.

  • Interview: Is Ice-T Still Lovin’ Coco?
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    Interview: Is Ice-T Still Lovin’ Coco?

    When I interviewed them recently, all seemed good. Truthfully I can't remember when I had this much fun in an interview. Unlike some celebrity couples who seem to talk over each other or hog the interviewer's time, Ice T and Coco were respectful of one another. I felt their genuine love and caring for each other shine through.

  • Rihanna & Chris Brown: Everybody’s Business
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    Rihanna & Chris Brown: Everybody’s Business

    I’m Chris Brown!!!  Aside from the fact that I am currently in court over the fact that I may or may not have gotten into several physical altercations over the past year (allegedly!  allegedly!) I am a changed man.  Except when I’m drunk.  Or in a bad mood.  I am not angry!  Stop asking questions!  This is my peaceful loving face!!!!  I am stable, goddammit!!!!”

  • Kim Kardashian Belly Swell AND Role Model? Never!
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    Kim Kardashian Belly Swell AND Role Model? Never!

    "Who said anything about getting married? I'm not that stupid. No, I just want a baby. I mean look at Kim Kardashian. She's pregnant with Kanye's baby and she's not even divorced from her first husband. I think it's amazing to be a single, independent mom like her. And she's rich!" I was shocked to hear the other girls singing Ms. K's praises.

  • Hollywood’s Double Standard: When a Film Becomes “Too Gay”
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    Hollywood’s Double Standard: When a Film Becomes “Too Gay”

    Despite his wizardry at writing scripts and directing award winning films, no studio wanted to produce it. Why?  According to the director, the big head honchos of the studio (who, for my own purposes, I picture as large balding men with guns on their hips and handlebar mustache’s) believed the movie to be “too gay.”

  • Baby “Kimye” Is On Its Way: Madness Ensues
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    Baby “Kimye” Is On Its Way: Madness Ensues

    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby news is going to slowly eat through whatever was left of the sane aspects of our popular culture. What sane aspects are there left?! I hear you cry. Well, uh…good point. Perhaps that statement is a little too broad and dramatic…

  • Celeb Meltdowns: What Have We Learned?
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    Celeb Meltdowns: What Have We Learned?

    From beating up your fiancée’s ex-lover on Thanksgiving, to punching out a psychic healer outside of a New York City club, to ranting about how the television program you are on supports the work of Satan, the shenanigans of the rich and famous from these past few weeks are almost too much for this kid to handle.