The Hollywood Outsider

  • The Outsider: Freedom Wins
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    The Outsider: Freedom Wins

    Welcome to another edition of The Outsider, twodaymag’s biweekly roundup of interesting things you should probably know something about. Here are this week’s headlines!

  • The Outsider Is Back! (Formerly: The Hollywood Outsider!)
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    The Outsider Is Back! (Formerly: The Hollywood Outsider!)

    For the uninitiated, The Outsider was formally known as The Hollywood Outsider, where he - knowing VERY little about the pop culture world - decided to make snarky comments on it anyway. Now he has left the confines of Hollywood and is expanding into other areas he knows little to nothing about!

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Platitude Olympics
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Platitude Olympics

    This week, round two of the Platitude Olympics (also known as the Republican and Democratic National conventions) wraps up and the Outsider has you covered with stupid things from both sides.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Duke It Out
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Duke It Out

    In Hollywood news, whenever the Outsider feels particularly lazy he just looks up whatever new thing Kim Kardashian is trying to force on everybody and makes fun of it. This week feels like one of those weeks.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Wang Hunt
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Wang Hunt

    This week we visit a storm heading towards the Republican convention, both a literal storm as well as a more feared “rape storm.” The Wikileaks founder is caught not knowing what the phrase “witch hunt” means, and Prince Harry is caught with his pants down.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Game of Chicken
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Game of Chicken

    This week the Olympics are in full swing, which means the rest of the nation is starved for attention. A prominent rapper has changed his name, a worthless television network strives to outdo itself in worthlessness, and the fight over chicken started out as ridiculous, but is now full blown bananas.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Greece Whitening
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Greece Whitening

    The Olympics are like a giant family reunion. Sure we're all humans and deep down we all love each other, but there's a reason we can only do this once every few years.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Exposures Abound
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Exposures Abound

    It has been as busy week so everyone grab your capes and your cod-pieces; we're going to administer some justice on these headlines!

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Triple Z
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Triple Z

    It's time for another edition of twodaymag's weekly ignorant look at the world of news and pop culture. Olympic uniforms cause a stir, meet the woman with the world's largest ta-tas, and enjoy Miley's latest tattoo....all in a day's work for the Hollywood Outsider!

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Checking Out But Never Leaving
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Checking Out But Never Leaving

    Holmes could possibly be the person that completely exposes Scientology and sends it further into the margins of society. And that legacy is way more awesome than being remembered as, “that chick from Dawson’s Creek.”