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QUEERTY.COM nancy elliot new hampshire from Queerty on Vimeo.

This is why I shouldn't blog late at night, because I end up finding these weird videos on YouTube from people that live on a different planet than I apparently do. New Hampshire recently acknowledged that gays are people too, and now they have the right to marry in that state. Well, not everyone in New Hampshire is happy about this, including a newly elected representative by the name of Nancy Elliott. I think the video below will fully explain her apparent position on how she feels about gay people having the right to marry (but, I don't think she fully grasps the concept that there are gay women out there in the great state of New Hampshire, as well.) I digress! Just watch the video and we shall discuss at the end...be careful she doesn't blow your mind with her very descriptive explanation!

Is your mind blown? I find this video to be really funny, actually! Clearly this woman believes that the only people in the world having anal sex are gay men. Newsflash, Nancy Drew. Lots of straight couples have anal sex, as well. So, in theory, we should outlaw anyone in New Hampshire from having any form of sex other than missionary position between one man and one woman because why stop at anal sex? Do you really want some penis being wiggled around in your mouth? Let's outlaw oral sex, too! Although I don't think a lot of politiicians would go for that...

Let's totally repress sexuality completely and maybe it will just go away!!! If there is one thing this woman desperately needs, is to have the giant stick removed from her ass. And, the discussion about 5th graders really confused me. What did that have to do with two consenting legal adults being able to legally marry? The issue at hand had nothing to do about age appropriate sex education. Do we even know if that is true, that ten year olds are being shown pictures of naked men copulating or is that just something that the very worldly Nancy Drew heard on the street? My other favorite part of this delightful film was watching the two people on either side of her look so uncomfortable as she spoke. You can tell they are thinking "I just did that, and I don't want her to know because the moral police might come and arrest me for having a little fun on a Tuesday night". If Nancy Drew is so upset by what is happening with New Hampshire, she could move somewhere that she may feel more at home. Like Saudi Arabia. I heart YouTube. I would have never met this lovely creature, otherwise.