I was reading through the typical online gossip sites, and I noticed any chance these sites had to photograph Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s biological daughter, they have to comment on the fact that she likes dressing and acting “like a little boy”.
Well, I never thought I’d see the day. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have gotten engaged! After all the bad publicity these crazy kids have gotten themselves into in the past several months, apparently it wasn’t enough to keep their hands off each other.
Mel Gibson has gotten himself out of some pretty horrible situations in the past few years with the law but lately he had seemed to have calmed down. He recently got a divorce from his longtime wife of twentysomething years, he met a beautiful Russian singer (and I use that term loosely) named Oksana Grigorieva and they recently had a child--8 month old Lucia. Everything seemed to have calmed down for him. But, not for long. He and Oksana split and now they are in a nasty battle over everything from child support to charges of domestic abuse.
Celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton (whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, Jr.) was in trouble recently for posting a photo of Miley Cyrus that showed her exiting a car, seemingly without her underwear on. Readers of his infamous blog were told not to click on the link to the photo if they were “easily offended”.
Why Xtina is Sometimes Attracted to Women
Christina Aguilera has had a rough couple of months. Her album, Bionic, isn’t doing as well as expected and she recently canceled an upcoming tour to promote her album due to “scheduling conflicts”. So, when your career is heading south, it’s the best time to be controversial and keep your name in the press.
...And I Think It Gave My Computer Herpes
Aw, The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Bravo has really outdone themselves, this time! I will admit it, my name is Natalie and I am a Real Housewives of (any city will do) addict. I like watching all of their petty drama unfold before me. Yes, it’s mindless entertainment, but that’s what Monday nights at 10pm are for, after all!
Favorite line: "He's either rude or has some style and panache." This is pure poetry!
....Right....
Jesse James gave a “provocative” interview on Nightline the other day, speaking of his relationship with his now ex-wife, Sandra Bullock. Here is what he had to say:
Well, talk about putting your kids first! Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry were a hot and heavy item for the past several years, but since it has fizzled out and the two have been fighting over their daughter, baby Nahla. Things have taken a turn for the worse now that Halle is going to be filming a movie in South Africa for three months and wanted to take Nahla with her. Well, her ex isn’t having it! He doesn’t want to be away from his little girl for the whole summer, so the three of them are up and going to Africa--together! Say what? Read what the inside source reveals:
Girlfriend wastes no time! Sandra is on the cover of PEOPLE magazine this week holding the new man in her life, a 3 1/2 month old little boy named Louis Bardo Bullock, who was born in New Orleans. Louis was to be adopted by both Bullock and Jesse James, a process that was 4 years in the making and they brought the baby home in January, but now that Bullock has washed that man right out of her hair, she will raise the child alone.
....Here Comes Attack of the Cleavage! Oh, the Horror!
In case anyone was wondering, the attack on the feminine in our universe is still alive and well, especially in the good ‘ol US of A! Apparently, if you are built like a 14 year-old boy, you can be in lingerie as much as you want during prime time TV. However, if you are built like a real woman, those curves are are considered dangerous and have been banned!
Why do celebs even bother getting together? In this modern dating landscape, it seems to me that we have too many options and that “commitment” is a dirty word. Let’s review and award some of the surprising and (not-so surprising break-ups) happening this week! And, the winners are....
...College Girls Everywhere Continue Hiding!
My friend, comdian John McIntire, just posted an interview he did with Dr. Cyril Wecht on his website: http://www.macyapper.blogspot.com/ concerning the latest sexual assault case brought against Roethlisberger by a young woman from Atlanta, Georgia that has been dropped, this time due to ‘insufficient evidence.’ I say “this time” because this guy has been in trouble before for sexual assault allegations brought against him by women.
...And Sex Trafficker?
Apparently, Steven Seagal has had a one MILLION dollar lawsuit filed against him by a young woman who was claims she was sexually harassed and assaulted by the aging film star. I use the term “film star” loosely.
23 year old, Jayden Nguyen, was hired as Seagal’s “executive assistant” last February, and assumed her job would be filing papers, answering phones, you know, secretary stuff. Well, when Nguyen showed up for her first day at work, she was told that pleasuring Seagal was to be her number one duty behind the desk.
...Brought to You by Bristol Palin
Dear Bristol,
I watched your public service announcement for www.thecandiesfoundation.org, which is website dedicated to preventing and educating the youth about teen pregnancy. I went to the site, looked through it, and discovered that this site promotes birth control, waiting until you are ready to have sex and everything that goes along with it, as well as snazzy celeb PSAs, such as yours.
But, there was something terribly wrong with your PSA. It didn’t make much sense. Which makes sense, considering the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree...if you know what I’m sayin’.
