By: Mia Bencivenga
1.) The Kardashian Klan:
For giving me something ridiculous to write about every week. No writer can be more in debt to the Kardashians and their televised shenanigans than yours truly. One week, Kim’s in love and she doesn’t care who knows it! The next, she’s having the fairy tale wedding that she’s always dreamed of, complete with cameras and boom microphones. Before I even had a chance to send her my wedding gift of a gold and diamond encrusted tissue box container, she files for divorce. It’s incredible. Every week, there is some sort of new issue/drama/fight/weight-fluctuation that makes the headline news; that I may conveniently mock for my own amusement. Thank you, Kardashians, for televising your narcissism. Without it, myself and so many others would actually have to try and find something of substance to write about.