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  • The Hollywood Outsider: Getting Jiggle With It
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Getting Jiggle With It

    The twenty-something year old, size 12, Texas native recruited her photographer friend and took a series of sexy shots that all involved food in some grotesque manner (like soaking in a bathtub filled with ranch dressing, unfortunately not while wearing a chicken wing costume) which essentially said, “Is this what you wanted? All fat people like to do is eat, right?”

  • Dancing with Bigotry
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    Dancing with Bigotry

    Says Dr. Ablow, "The last thing vulnerable children and adolescents need... is to watch a captive crowd... applaud on cue for someone whose search for an identity culminated with the removal of her breasts, injection of steroids and, perhaps one day soon, the fashioning of a make-shift phallus to replace her vagina."

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Fired From Reality
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Fired From Reality

    Welcome to your edition of The Hollywood Outsider, twodaymag's weekly exploration of the relationships inside Tinsel Town written by a guy whose relationship with Hollywood is no deeper than the fact that he saw Avatar once and hated it.

  • Michele Bachmann: ‘HPV Vaccine Causes Mental Retardation’
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    Michele Bachmann: ‘HPV Vaccine Causes Mental Retardation’

    The American Academy of Pediatrics said in a released statement Tuesday, “The American Academy of Pediatrics would like to correct false statements made in the Republican presidential campaign that HPV vaccine is dangerous and can cause mental retardation. There is absolutely no scientific validity to this statement.”

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Jon Gosselin and His Words of Wisdom
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Jon Gosselin and His Words of Wisdom

    It is hard for the Outsider to imagine what Kate's long term plan actually was. Very few TV shows turn into a viable long-term careers and it's hard to imagine Kate Gosselin getting an endorsement deal for anything other than fertility drugs. Can you imagine her being a spokeswoman for a brand of birth control?

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Forced to Wear Flats
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Forced to Wear Flats

    Welcome to yet another edition to the Hollywood Outsider! The weekly roundup of best (read: most ridiculous) stories to come out of Hollywood and analyzed buy a guy who doesn’t know - or care - about any of it.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Mayor For a Day
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Mayor For a Day

    This week, the nation once again saw the stock market freak out like a teenage girl, the President hopped on the Darth Vader Express and decided to travel the Midwest for some reason, and a leading Republican presidential candidate espoused his view that science is nice so long as it doesn't interfere with your ideology. However, none of that matters compared to the real news this week.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: The Strip Club Savior
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    The Hollywood Outsider: The Strip Club Savior

    No man could be such a degenerate low life as to be physically able to derive 11 straight hours of enjoyment from a strip club. Therefore, he had to have done it for altruistic reasons - to help save the struggling strip club industry; to ensure that top-heavy female exotic dancers and large male bouncers will not lose their only sources of income in this fragile and crumbling economy.

  • The Hollywood Outsider: Give Consent a Chance
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    The Hollywood Outsider: Give Consent a Chance

    Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Outsider, everybody’s* favorite weekly misinformed musings about the people that truly matter in our society.

  • Amy Winehouse’s Tragic Demise
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    Amy Winehouse’s Tragic Demise

    Despite all of her successes, she was done in by self-destruction.  Ultimately, she had to be the one to want to clean herself up, decide to live a sober life and make the effort to salvage her promising singing career but... she also would have needed serious support in order to sustain that.